Hawaii Five-0: 2.14 Pu’olo

Rachel:

I can’t believe the baby’s coming this early, Danny.

Danny:

Must take after Stan because you’re late for everything.

Lori:

[Sees Sang Min on the screen] Holy mullet. Who’s this guy?

Kono:

You know Nicky Chang?

Sang Min:

Yeah, sure, boy came up under me. Taught him everything I know.

Lori:

Oh, yeah? Where’s that? The Vidal Sassoon School for Bad Guys?

Steve:

You own a shrimp truck, but you’re bringing lunch to work.

Kamekona:

Trying to eat smarter, bruddah.

Kono:

Shrimp, perfectly healthy.

Kamekona:

Not the way I make ‘em.

Lori:

You sure this is a good idea?

Steve:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We’ve, uh, we’ve sprung Sang Min before to help with a case.

Lori:

Yeah? How’d that go?

Steve:

Well, he escaped custody, and, uh, he went on the lam for a couple of months, but we — we recaptured him.

Kono:

Good job hiding the wire. Where’d you place it, boss?

McGarrett:

Well, put it this way. Once we’re done, he can keep it.

Danny:

[To Rachel] Please! What are we doing with this hippie new-age garbage? Let’s mainline some drugs, immediately.

Kono:

All right, these chips, they’re manufactured in Thailand?

Nicky:

Outsourcing. Ain’t it a bitch?

Danny:

Grace took 36 hours. I don’t know waiting. Waiting’s the hardest part.

Steve:

You know something I read? That labor pains are the hardest part, Danny.

Joe:

[To Adam] Old Chinese proverb: The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Our mutual enemy is Wo Fat.

Rachel:

Can you see what they’re doing? What’s it look like?

Danny:

It looks like a hand grenade went off.

Rachel:

Nice. Thanks.

Joe:

Take it from me. Writing an alimony check once a month is hard enough, but helping your ex through 12 hours of labor? That’s above and beyond.

Danny:

[To Steve] If you say he has my nose, I’ll bust yours.