Hawaii Five-0: 1.20 Ho’opa’i

Steve:

Okay, so everything you’re gonna cook for me this week is gonna have Spam in it?

Kamekona:

Of course. It’s the Hawaiian steak. The nectar of the islands.

Steve:

Do you know what’s in Spam? I’ll tell you. Its processed pork parts, salt and meat stock.

Kamekona:

That’s what give ‘em the glaze!

SA Marsh:

Listen to me. You cannot go after Jimmy Cannon.

Steve:

Danny:

Reggie’s fine. Tangential gunshot wound to the liver, so he’s gonna need time.

Kono:

‘Tangential’. Williams, you don’t have to bust out the big words to impress me.

Danny:

[To Kono] Destruction of government property – you’ve been hanging out with McGarrett too long.

Danny:

Please don’t do that.

Steve:

What?

Danny:

Please don’t put both your hands on the wheel. Every time you do that, something terrible happens and I have to pray. Please?

Steve:

Jimmy Cannon.

Cannon:

Who the hell are you?

Steve:

Well, if you have to ask, your reputation is exaggerated or you’re slipping.

Ritchie:

Don’t try to tell me who my father is. He’s my father.

Danny:

That’s… that’s deep.

Cannon:

Growing up in poverty and making something of yourself used to be considered a virtue in this country.

Steve:

Is that Capone? [To Danny] Did he just quote Capone?

Danny:

I think it was Gotti. Was it Gotti?

Steve:

Was it Gotti, is it John Gotti?

Cannon:

Are you two done? Because I’d like to get back to lunch with my son.

Danny:

You? Forget it, I don’t even wanna know what you would do.

Steve:

No, I would be by the book.

Danny:

Steve:

I would be by the book.

Danny:

Which book would that be, I ask? Patriot Act for Dummies? How to Nuke Your Enemies? War and Peace, minus the peace part?

SA Marsh:

I want to talk to your boss.

Steve:

Lady, I answer to God and to the Governor. Neither of whom are gonna help you out right now, so take a seat.