Hawaii Five-0: 1.18 Na Me’e Laua Na Paio

Danny:

You gotta know every last detail of my life? What’s it to you what my lunch is?

Steve:

Because you don’t want to tell me. What, you think it’s so fantastic I’m going to steal it? Did you fly in some deep-fried sandwich from New Jersey I’m not allowed to know about?

Jenna:

I’m sorry, but this matter has been classified as above your paygrade.

Steve

Why don’t you un-classify it and I won’t even ask for a raise.

Danny:

Hey, it’s the CIA you’re dealing with here. They wrote the book on advanced interrogation techniques which, I’m absolutely positive, you have sitting on your bedside table right now, okay. Just so you know, I understand, I would not mind a little one-on-one session with Jenna Kaye. The thought does stimulate my imagination too.

Steve:

Legally the CIA can only interrogate foreign nationals.

Danny:

Why do you do that? I had a little fantasy worked out. You’re like a devourer of dreams, you know what I mean, like you eat them. You’re like a little Pac-Man in cargo pants.

Danny:

Okay let me guess, this guy thought he could fly.

Max:

Common misconception, although Captain Fallout dons a cape, he’s not capable of actual flight, merely superhuman leaping abilities.

Steve:

Max. Who’s Captain Fallout?

Max:

The fearless leader of the Wonder Seven? He acquired his powers when he was attacked by one of Hitler’s radioactive German shepherds during the Battle of the Bulge. Really? Wow. You guys need to brush up on your classics.

Danny:

Captain Kirk. We’d just like to ask you a couple of questions.

Trekkie:

Danny:

Commander Sisko.

Trekkie:

From DS9?

Steve:

Ahh.

Trekkie:

You ever see any brothers on the Enterprise?

Danny:

There’s the one…

Steve:

Trekkie:

She was a sister. And she answered the phone. I’m a Commander.

Steve:

Okay, we have that in common. Listen, my partner and I, we’re looking for this person, have you seen her?

Trekkie:

Sure, that’s Psycho Kitty. I’d like to beam her up to my quarters. She hangs out with the plushies in the Furry Fandom exhibit.

Danny:

Johnny D, you’ve been racking up bar tabs and keeping the strippers of Honolulu in self-tanner and tattoos.

Johnny D:

What can I say, I like to give back to the community.

Danny:

You wanna make this easy on us? Just direct us towards the stuff that’s from your last boost.

Johnny D:

Mavis! Can you bring me the reports from last week’s robberies? — Sorry, my secretary must have stepped out.

Steve:

What makes you think I won’t kill you right here in this restaurant?

Wo Fat:

“The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.” Old Chinese proverb.

Steve:

“Say hello to my little friend.” Old American proverb.

Wo Fat:

[To Steve] A little friendly advice: I wouldn’t dig too deeply into your family’s past. You might not like what you find.